odinsnotwearingmakeup:

bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

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vampireapologist:

Really glad @romangodfrey-s knows who we truly are and made a Castlevania Specific chat

necromancey:

This is completely in character

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holdyourghost:

rosewater1997:

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)

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itwashotwestayedinthewater:

c3po:

referring to things in real life as canon is so funny

oh fuck….i hope what i did last night wasnt canon

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jakemorph:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL the split gill mushroom has over 23,328 distinct sexes, but they can’t all successfully mate with one another. Each sex can only be fertile with 22,960 other sexes.

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nice try sjws but there are only 23,328 genders

shoutout to the roughly ~368 gay sexualities each mushroom gender can practice

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kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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